Wednesday, June 06, 2007
-MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES!!-
3. In this month, 3 is arguably the most famous number around the world. Why is that so? Well, because of three common factors. Spiderman 3, Shrek 3, and of course, Pirates of the Caribbean 3. The trilogy of the three movies has taken the world by storm and fans from all over has fled to local cinemas to watch the three movies that are out, including yours truly. I had fun watching the three movie, and I did it all in the same day! It was my cousin's 22nd bday (yes ouk,you're gettin old) and she brought my bro, sis and I to watch the three movies at Star Cineplax. Hurray... Bluekz
We first watch Pirates of the Caribbean 3 at 2.15pm. Luckily we got there in time because I was afraid that there wouldn't be any seats left, since it was such a popular movie. Shiver me timbers, the movie was great! I love Pirates 1, 2 and 3! I sort of have a "thing" for pirates. Mix that "thing" with another "thing" for Orlando Bloom and you get ... I don't know what you get. You get ME I guess. Lolz. Jack Sparrows was so funny! His character is like, Mick Jagger meets Ozzy Osbourne! And Johnny Depp did a fantastic job as Captain Jack Sparrow. I think Johnny looks his best as a crazy drunken pirate more than anywhere else. Weird aye? Lolz. I loved the part when he was in Davey Jones' Locker and the "stone" (white crab) was following him, then he turned around and said to the stone, "Shoo..." hahaha... Arr, he be totally insane now, what with being in Davey Jones' Locker, arr... Tonyong was brilliant enough to post funny dialogues from the show in her blog. Go check it out! I also loved the one where Captain Barbossa was arguing with Jack about who was captain! I love love love Orlando Bloom as Young Master William Turner. He's so freakin cute! Not to mention his Brit accent! Haha. What happened of Will in the end was really surprising. In order to save his life, Jack Sparrows used Will's hand and pierced Davey Jones' heart. And since the Flying Dutchman MUST have a captain, the new captain of the ship is Captain William Turner. Hermz, not so scary when you say it right? Try saying this:
"Dayvey Jones' Lockar... arr" (Davey Jones' Locker)
or
"Will Tarner's Lockar... arr" (Will Turner's Locker)
Sounds weird right? Davey Jones is more scary because when you say his name, you think of Octopus-face, and you go, "Eeewwww..." But when you say Will Turner, you think of Orlando Bloom, and you go, "*sigh....*" Lolz... The sad part is, now that he's the captain of the Flying Dutchman, he's torn apart from Elizabeth Swann. Although he only has 1 day on shore and 10 years a sea, 10 years is a really long time! The wait must be absolute torture! Oh well, better one day than none at all right? I hope that there will be a Pirates of the Caribbean 4. If there is, I won't be surprised if it was about the Fountain of Youth. And I also hope that Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann) will agree to resume her role in the movie because last I heard on E! News, she said that she did not want to do anymore big movies because she doesn't like being so far away from home! Oh dearie me... Anyway, if any of you have not watched this movie yet, you'd better be on your way down to the cinema to catch it because this is a can't miss! Lolz...

Then at 6.45pm we watched Spiderman 3. Unlike Pirates, this movies was just ok. Not all that superb or awesome. Everything was moving around too fast, it was hard to see. And very confusing. And I didn't like Peter Parker's new personality. Also, I think Tobey McGuire has put on a little weight. Wouldn't you agree? Lolz. This movie didn't really intrigued me like Pirates did, but it did have some funny moments. Like the time Peter Parker was walking down the streets of New York City while doing this really stupid cocky dance, and all the girls were like, "Ugh, whatever!" Haha. That dance was kinda gross by the way... And when Peter went into the French Restaurant, the French guy pronounced his name as Peter Peckeir! Lolz so funny. Although, it was a shame that Harry Osbourne died, otherwise there could have been a new team, Spidey and Goblin Jr, that is, if Spidey don't mind sharing the glory. I won't really recommend this movie, but if you really want to know about what happened in the movie, you'd be better off if someone explained the sypnosis to you. Bluekz...

Ten minutes after Spiderman 3, we went into the same theatre to watch Shrek 3. I think that this movie was better than Spiderman 3, but not as good as Pirates 3. It was realy funny and definately more entertaining than Spidey. Donkey was still up to his nonsense and Shrek is about to be a dad! One of the best part of this movie is that it is funny from beginning to the end! And this time, Justin Timberlake was there to lend his voice as Princess Fiona's cousin, Arthur! I liked the part when Arthur sounded like a baby and pretended to cry! There were so many funny parts and so many dialogues! Another good thing about Shrek is that you can see real-life antics in it. But this time, Shrek 3 didn't have much of those compared to Shrek 2. In Shrek 2, we saw Puss doing the JLo dance from a movie, and Pinocchio doing the Michael Jackson move and so much more. Anyway, you should really watch this movie. It doesn't matter if you are an eight year old kid like my sister, a teenager like me, or an old lady with dentures (eekkk!!), you'll enjoy this movie and have fun laughing at it! If you're deciding whether to watch Spiderman 3 or Shrek 3 at the movie, ditch Spidey and stick with Shrek. But ultimately, in my opinion, Pirates is the best, because Orlando Bloom is in it! Lolz lolz lolz...

Then the next day at home my brother and I watch Wild Hogs and Just Follow Law. Wild Hogs isn't all that great, quite boring, even though there were funny parts here and there. Just Follow Law is better. Staring Gurmit Singh (actor of Phua Chu Kang) in the Singporian movie. It displays the Singaporian "kiasu-ism" within the big bosses in a company. Anyway, its a really funny movie and Gurmit Singh is really good. In the movie, Lim Teng Zhui (an office groundsman of the E&P Department) switches body with Tania Chew (played by Fann Wong, as the Director of the E&P Department) after a car accident. Through the switch, the pair learned a lot about life and a lot about themselves. The movie is really funny with funny actions and funny dialogues. My favourite is when this old guy, Uncle Tiong fainted because of a heart-attack, everyone was like, "Quick, give him mouth-to-mouth!" Then this Malay guy spoke up and said, "Is he halal?" Hahaha... Really funny and silly, very much better than Spidey. Lolz, so don't forget to watch the movie!
After watching all those movies, the next movies I want to watch are 200 Pound Beauty (a Korean movie), Fantastic Four, Transformes, Surf's Up, and so much more. I highly recommend that you watch Pirates 3, Just Follow Law, 200 Pound Beauty (yes, its in theatres now) and Shrek 3. You won't regret it.
Till next time for another review!
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