Saturday, July 28, 2007
- EXPERIMENT BUTT-
Hermz, I was saying in my previous post that my friends and I conducted an experiment on butts. Well, here is the full report. This mind blowing discovery will open your eyes to a whole new erm, view of the physical world that we live in. After this report, I will further explain the events that lead to this experiment:
Experiment Butt
Aim : To investigate the relationship between butt size and gap of Suria’s chair and big metal box.
Hypothesis : The smaller the butt size, the easier it is to pass through gap. Size of butt is inversely proportional to the ability to pass through gap (Rise and Fall Law)
Variables : 1. Manipulated – Butt of subject X and Y
2. Responding – Ability to pass through gap
3. Fixed – Size of gap Apparatus : Ruler, Suria’s chair, big metal box
Materials : Subject X and Y
Technique : Force Subjects to pass through the gaps sideways.
Diagram :
Credits to Stupiak5A-07.blogspot.com
Procedure :
1. Suria’s chair is placed in front of the big metal box that is situated at the back of the class room.
2. The length of the gap between the box and Suria’s chair is measured using a 15cm ruler as shown in the diagram.
3. The length of the gap is 15cm and is kept constant throughout the experiment.
4. Subject X, which has a small butt, is force to pass through the gap.
5. The results are recorded.
6. The experiment is repeated with Subject Y who has a bigger butt than Subject X.
7. Results are then recorded. Both results from both sets of experiments are tabulated and inferences are made based on the results.
Precautions :
1. Do not overfeed the Subjects otherwise butt size will increase and will be unsuitable for experiment.
2. Suria’s chair must not be moved at all times no matter what.
3. An audience is necessary because the more people laugh, the more fun it is.
4. Do not take photo of Subject’s butt as it is considered as pornography to be posted on the internet and it is hazardous towards human eyes to look at people’s butt.
Results :
Experiment (subject) : Results
X : Can pass through
Y : Cannot pass through
Discussion :
Subject X is able to pass through the 15cm gap because X has a smaller butt, so Subject has more space to pass through. Subject Y is unable to pass through the gap because Y has a bigger butt, which inhibits the space that is intentionally prepared for Subject to move through. The size of butt therefore influences the ability to pass through small gaps. This inference is based on the Rise and Fall Law, which was discovered by the Butt Prof. of 5A on 26 July 2007. The Law states that the size of butt is inversely proportional to the ability to pass through small gaps. The bigger the butt size, the lower the ability to pass through small gaps; and the smaller the butt size, the higher the ability to pass through small gaps. This thesis is supported by the formula :
2 times 2semicircle,
half radius times pie equals to ??? diameter ???
eventually equals to size of butt
This formula is formulated by Prof. Ah-Ng AnnAnn from AnnAnn Country.
Conclusion :
Size of butt is inversely proportional to the ability to pass through gaps. Hypothesis accepted.
Extra info and notes :
This experiment was conducted on a pure bored basis. The scientists were supposed to be paying attention in class and do their work quietly, but they felt that the understanding of Fictional Physics and Pure Fun and Laughter was more important. Materials were contributed willingly and no subject was harmed during the entire course of the experiment. Subjects were notified and awared that they were being experimented. All Subjects, scientists and bystanders were insanely laughing their heads off during the experiment. This experiment is Copyright Protected by the Panda/Walrus/Puppy of 5A.
Conducted by : Matahari, Panda, Sheep, Taekwando Guy, Ah-Ng AnnAnn and Mr. Kho
This experiment was conducted on a pure bored basis. The scientists were supposed to be paying attention in class and do their work quietly, but they felt that the understanding of Fictional Physics and Pure Fun and Laughter was more important. Materials were contributed willingly and no subject was harmed during the entire course of the experiment. Subjects were notified and awared that they were being experimented. All Subjects, scientists and bystanders were insanely laughing their heads off during the experiment. This experiment is Copyright Protected by the Panda/Walrus/Puppy of 5A.
Conducted by : Matahari, Panda, Sheep, Taekwando Guy, Ah-Ng AnnAnn and Mr. Kho
End of experiment
Well, what do you think? Lolz. Funny right? And full of nonsense too! Ok, what lead to the existence of this experiment? Simple. I was sitting at the back of the class with Joshua and he was sitting at Suria's place. Then a friend of ours, A, wanted to pass through but Joshua would not let A pass through, only giving A a small space to pass through (at the exact spot where the experiment was conducted). A could not pass through the gap, so A took another alternative route. Moments later, X passed through the gap with ease, and we were amazed! Hence, we felt the need and compulsion to experiment on this physical phenomenon. Lolz. This is not dirty or obscene. Its just Science darling.
Bluek
Comments from ppl about experiment:
Nicole Tan (Lodge School) : I'm laughing my butt off...
Evone Ho (Lodge School) : Weird people with nothing better to do... (Yes Evone, thats soooo true)
Brice Tan (5A student) : Very well written...
Labels: In the Dairy of Sheep, Some stuff..
Y11:04 PM
Friday, July 27, 2007
-THIS WEEK, THIS WEEK-
Haiz. This week has been crazy. Been studying a lot, since mock exam is in September, and as each day passes by, I get more nervous. They say that mock exam is more nerve-wrecking compared to the actual exam. I am not sure of how true that statement is though. Since I really do not have enough time to finish studying, I just push all of my homework aside and just hit the reference books. Homework, I hate them. Too much of it. We cannot finish studying because we are too consumed with homework and stuff.Anyway, in class, the atmosphere is pretty much the same, except when the silence was brokened by the hysterical laughter of Joshua, Suria and I. My actual seat in class in at the front, where not much excitement happens. So whenever there is an empty seat at the back, I will either conviniently or inconviniently move to that seat and enjoy myself. While I was there, I had a full house entertainment, compliments of Suria, Liu Ann, Kang Hong, Ning Jian and Joshua. At the back, I get to witness first hand Ning Jian being attacked on all sides by pens, liqued papers and highlighters. And Joshua, Suria and I will laugh at just about every single thing. We even conducted an experiment on butts (don't ask me. It was Suria's idea), which I will post the results some other time. Other than that, I am just having a blast with them. I think my vocal chords will shatter if I keep throwing my head back in a crazy hysterical laughter all the time now. Lolz. But it was fun.
Anyway, I have not been receiving any mail from Adriel nowadays. I think there was an error in transmission. There is either a problem with Hotmail, or something is up with the Australian line. Huhu, blame the Aussies... Jk... It has happened a few times before. I'll try again later. Adriel is a friend who was introduced to me through the internet by another friend of ours. I have known him since I was in Form1. We have made the effort in emailing each other which I think is great, and it is awesome to have the privillage of knowing him. The funny part is, I known him all this while, but I have never met him before in my entire life. I never got the chance to because when I was in Form3, he moved to Australia to study. Lolz. Luckily a few people know him and they said that he was a nice guy, so I felt comfortable in being friends with him. At least I don't have to worry about whether or not he's a crazy convict or something. You know how people like to pose on the net.
Haiz, it feels so weird to be mad at someone who is quite close to you. This week, I have been ignoring Dexter because he called a certain name that I did not appreciate. It was meant to be an inside joke, but I got mad when he went around telling others about it, otherwise I would not have minded. So I did not really talk to him much. Then yesterday he came up to me and mentioned the fact that I have not talked to him all week. I suppose he felt that it was weird as I casually greet him and stuff everytime I see him. For me, it felt weird too, which was the reason why tuition class was so quite last night. I did not talk much to him, till the end of the class. It really felt weird to me to be mad at him, like how I feel about another two of my friends. I may have lost them, but losing Dex and not talking to him at all is like losing you left leg or something like that. Lolz. I think we are fine now, just as long as he stops calling me that stupid name.
Sigh... I have extra class in school tomorrow. We are being cramped with the Maths and Science Quiz tomorrow, which I will be participating with no preparation at all. Its not that I feel that I am good enough to win the stupid quiz without the need for studying, but I am absolutely not bothered about it and I couldn't care less if I won or lost.
Blueks
BLACKIE : Pls stop calling me that stupid name again oh... I don wanna be mad at you again oh... feel so weird... Hehe... you can call me the "C" one, but not the "H" one ok? Bluek.. c u in skul Blackie...
Labels: In the Dairy of Sheep
Y11:12 PM
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
-TRANSFORMERS-
Huhu... Last Sunday I went to watch Transformers with Liu Ann and my brother. Suria and Joshua were suppose to go but they cancelled last minute. Anyway the movie was great! It was better than Spiderman 3, but just not as good as Pirates 3. But seriously, any movie that has Steven Spielberg's hands all over has got to be a great movie anyway!
One of the funny parts in the movie is when Bumble Bee pissed all over the Sector 7 Agent. And other one is when one of the Autobots wanted to kill Sam's parents because they were annoying! This movie is both funny and action-packed that will keep you at the edge of your seat.
Shea LaBeouf was really awesome too. In case you haven't notice, he's the same guy from Even Steven. In that TV series, he plays Loius Stevens who is an annoying, pesky, goofball, immature little brother who always manages to get himself into trouble. In this movie, I thought that he would be all serious and stuff, considering the scale of the movie and the role that he plays. But even so, I can still see a little bit of Loius Stevens inside the character of Sam Witwicky. Funny!
Anyway, this movie is still going strong for three weeks in Star Cineplax. If you haven't watched the movie yet, don't miss the chance now! You'll never get the same sound effects if you just simply purchase the DVD. Catch it while its hot at Star Cineplax! That RM10 is worth it!
Blueks
Labels: Its Time for a REVIEW
Y1:14 PM
Sunday, July 15, 2007
-AGNUS DEI-
Hallelujah, hallelujah,
For the Lord God Almighty reigns.
Hallelujah, hallelujah,
For the Lord God Almighty reigns.
Hallelujah...
Holy, holy
Are you Lord God Almighty.
Worthy is the Lamb,
Worthy is the Lamb,
You are holy.
Labels: My Lord my God my Friend my Jesus
Y11:01 AM
Thursday, July 12, 2007
-BIRTHDAYS-
Tze Ning:
Yesterday, (11 July 2007) was Tze Ning’s birthday! If I’m not mistaken, it is her 11th birthday this year. It has been a while since I’ve seen her. She moved to London sometime after April with her family because her mum wanted to further her studies in Law.
Tze Ning was one of those really annoying kids in the tennis courts, you know, the ones that tag you around and pester you with really annoying questions and remarks and other sorts of nonsense. Annoying as she may be, Tze Ning is also a very nice girl and has the potential to go far in tennis, other than the fact that she’s finally taller than me! Lolz.
I had the privilege to chat with her a few times when she was in London. I am very happy to hear that she is doing superb there and has adjusted herself with the environment and the people there. I have to say that I felt very proud of her when she told me that she was top in her class for a few subjects and even received a certificate for excellent achievement in her academics, if I am not mistaken. Imagine that! A Malaysian girl kicking butt in London. I so proud of you Ning!
I hope that she will be back one day, either permanently or just for a visit. I wish her well not only in her academics, but in her tennis too. Like I said, girl’s got game!
Keep it up Ning and make us proud! Happy birthday!
Cindy:
Today we celebrate the 17th birthday of one of our dear classmates, Cindy Chia Xin-Ni! Happy birthday Cindy!
She is one of the sweetest girls in class. Very hardworking and very reliable, she won’t let you down and is always willing to lend a hand to anyone (with the slight exception of Ning Jian! Lolz… jk). She’s famous among the teachers and the student body. Teachers, for some weird reason, are always confusing here for Nancy, and vice versa. I suppose it means that they look alike aye! TWINS…
Yesterday, (11 July 2007) was Tze Ning’s birthday! If I’m not mistaken, it is her 11th birthday this year. It has been a while since I’ve seen her. She moved to London sometime after April with her family because her mum wanted to further her studies in Law.
Tze Ning was one of those really annoying kids in the tennis courts, you know, the ones that tag you around and pester you with really annoying questions and remarks and other sorts of nonsense. Annoying as she may be, Tze Ning is also a very nice girl and has the potential to go far in tennis, other than the fact that she’s finally taller than me! Lolz.
I had the privilege to chat with her a few times when she was in London. I am very happy to hear that she is doing superb there and has adjusted herself with the environment and the people there. I have to say that I felt very proud of her when she told me that she was top in her class for a few subjects and even received a certificate for excellent achievement in her academics, if I am not mistaken. Imagine that! A Malaysian girl kicking butt in London. I so proud of you Ning!
I hope that she will be back one day, either permanently or just for a visit. I wish her well not only in her academics, but in her tennis too. Like I said, girl’s got game!
Keep it up Ning and make us proud! Happy birthday!
Cindy:
Today we celebrate the 17th birthday of one of our dear classmates, Cindy Chia Xin-Ni! Happy birthday Cindy!
She is one of the sweetest girls in class. Very hardworking and very reliable, she won’t let you down and is always willing to lend a hand to anyone (with the slight exception of Ning Jian! Lolz… jk). She’s famous among the teachers and the student body. Teachers, for some weird reason, are always confusing here for Nancy, and vice versa. I suppose it means that they look alike aye! TWINS…
To Cindy; from Me, Liu Ann, Suria, Mei Fang and Joshua
Did I mention that she is very hardworking? Cindy is also a very bright student and I am positive that she has a bright future ahead of her! She is very polite and punctual, which are among the good qualities that makes Cindy, Cindy! I think not only the class and the school, but the whole world would be different if there is no Cindy Chia Xin-Ni to brighten up our day with her cute smile and amazing personality!
The birthday gal...
Rock on Cindy!
*so old dy… huhu*
Labels: Birthdays, birthdays and more birthdays
Y5:23 PM
